drewsmustache is from United States 
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Just a bit of fly in the sauce. It's all good.
This designer is fantastic. I just wish these shirts were more accessible to the public. (Insert abortion joke)
This designer consistently puts out the best shirts. I just wish the designer would incorporate mustaches into his/her next design.
Who gives a fuck about the earth? The way I drink, smoke and fuck (mostly fat women who force me to eat raw chunks of veal off their asses), I’ll be dead in 20 years. With that said, I plan on littering, wasting and polluting as much as possible. I love my H2. I love running the water when I brush my teeth. I love flushing the toilet. I love poaching animals on the endangered species. Fuck you, greenies.
I can’t get laid wearing that, James. Make a shirt with the guys from “Twilight,” preferably with them posing shirtless, making out under a, get this, a full fucking new moon — because that’s the name of the movie! Bam! Who wants to trade naked pics with me on craiglists?