HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK NORRIS! BEST JOKE WINS T-SHIRT!shoutOut on 10/3/10 by amyabrahams in peeps |
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Hey everyone!! So its our main man’s birthday! Chuck Norris turns 70 years old, who would have thought he had an ACTUAL birthday…sheesh So in celebration of this momentous occasion post your best Chuck Norris joke! Best joke wins a FREE t-shirt Post your jokes below or on our Springleap.com Facebook Fanpage, OR tweet it to @springleap To help you gain some Chuck Norris inspiration…not that you need it check out this website Chuck Norris Facts You know what i really wana see!DIE ANTWOORD VS. CHUCK NORRIS! now that is something right there! Check out this awesome info on DIE ANTWOORD Free t-shirt ONLY available to SA users |
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero
shoutBack on 10/3/10 by mitchwongho
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
shoutBack on 10/3/10 by jennaspring
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hahahaha u guys r hilarious! When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
shoutBack on 10/3/10 by Lexi87
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
shoutBack on 10/3/10 by jennaspring
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Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.
shoutBack on 10/3/10 by amyabrahams
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Chuck Norris once had sex with a chimp. A few months later, King Kong was born.
shoutBack on 10/3/10 by jennaspring
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hahaha nice! They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody.
shoutBack on 10/3/10 by amyabrahams
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Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
shoutBack on 10/3/10 by jennaspring
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
shoutBack on 10/3/10 by Jazzit
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