In the latest iteration of Springleap Loves : Jon Lajoie! (That means Jon of “the joy” ladies ;) ) – LOL!

So who is this crazy guy Jon Lajoie?

Well … he’s a crazy comical Canadian fella who makes ridiculous songs – similar to the classic Lonely Island SNL crew.

Jon hails from Montreal and has some pretty risque songs ;)

Here’s an example :

and the lyrics to Pop Song by Jon Lajoie (courtesy of www.songmeanings.net)

girl im a sexual attractive man
that makes me a good artist
this is my new single
i hope you like it

wealthy men hired me
to sing this song
that they wrote for me
theyre investing in
this quasi music video
and theyre paying
to get a bid on the radio

Yeah theyre gunna sell a million
yea its gunna go plat- in – um

cause theyll market this song
to young impressionable
and insecure teenage girls

cause all you gotta say is
ohh baby i love you
and girl i need you in my world

cause theyll market this song
to young impressionable
and insecure teenage girls

Cause all they gotta do
is find a sexually attractive man
that can sing all the words

and now the token rap verse
that doesnt make any sense
but helps to get a small percentage
of the urban music market

hey baby baby i can tell
that you are crazy crazy
shake that ass girl
my rhymes are gettin lazy lazy
these things im talkin bout have
nothin to do with the song baby
it doesnt matter
wont you show me that thong baby

thats how it works
in the pop music industry
2009 mother fucker
thats just how it be

cause theyll market this song
to young impressionable
and insecure teenage girls

cause all you gotta say is
ohh baby i love you
and girl i need you in my world

cause they’ll market this song
to young impressionable
and insecure teenage girls

Cause all they gotta do
is find a sexually attractive man
that can sing all the words

now im singing with my gay voice
to let you know that im sensitive
oh yea im singing with my gay voice
teenage girls love a sensitive boy

make money etc

rich men makin money off of
their investments
ooh its so sexual baby

girl i love you so much
i wish we could be together
unfortunately we cant cause
im rich and famous and you’re not

but why dont you just go buy my album
and tell your friends about it to
so they also go out and buy it

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Liked that?

How about one of his others : I can Dance – it has some “super-special” dancing moves and horrible casio-tone and neon jacket flava. Still blows me away how these guys get over 1 million views on YouTube!

And to sing along… THE LYRICS! – (Courtesy of http://lybio.net)

Some guys are good at talking to girls
Some guys have all the money in the world
Some guys wear fancy shoes and pants
I’m not one of those guys but baby

[Chorus – Jon Lajoie Lyrics]
I can
Dance, dance, dance, dance,
Dance, dance
I can
Dance, dance, dance, dance,
Dance, dance,
I can dance,
Dance, dance, dance,
Dance, dance

U, u, ah, ah
U, u, ah, ah

[Verse Two – Jon Lajoie Lyrics]
Some guys have friends and they do High-Fives
Some guys have parents that are still alive
Some guys don’t sit when they pee, they stand
I’m not one of those guys, but baby

[Chorus – Jon Lajoie Lyrics]
I can
Dance, dance, dance, dance,
Dance, dance
I can
Dance, dance, dance, dance,
Dance, dance,
I can
Dance, Dance, dance, dance,
Dance, dance
I can
Dance, Dance, dance, dance,
Dance, dance

[Break – Jon Lajoie Lyrics]
Everybody, let’s count to ten
One, all you gotta do is watch me dance.
Two, keep watchin me dance
Three,
Four,
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[Jon Lajoie – Words]
Oh, ya, I’m sorry, I actually don’t have lyrics for this party ah, kinda got carried away, thought we should do a counting thing, but ah, that’s my bad! Sorry guys, sorry about that! Ah, can we maybe just cut to the chorus

[Chorus – Jon Lajoie Lyrics]
Dance, dance, dance, dance,
Dance, dance
I can
Dance, dance, dance, dance,
Dance, dance,

U, u, ah, ah
U, u, ah, ah

[Verse Three – Jon Lajoie Lyrics]
So guys have money that they’ve invested
So guys were never molested.
I was though, and but,

[Verse Four – Jon Lajoie Music Changes To Guitar Playing Lyrics]
Gotta stop touching the children
Gotta stop touching the children
Catholic Church we are looking in your direction
Gotta stop touching the children
We are not pointing fingers but damn your track record is bad and getting worse
Gotta stop touching the children
Vatican, more like Old-men-touchin’-childrican
Gotta stop touching the children

U, u, ah, ah
U, u, ah, ah

[Chorus – Jon Lajoie Lyrics]
Dance, dance, dance, dance,
Dance, dance
I can
Dance, dance, dance, dance,
Dance, dance,
I can
Dance, dance, dance, dance,
Dance, dance,
I can
Dance, dance, dance, dance,
Dance, dance,

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Scarily this video has garnered over 16 MILLION VIEWS at YouTube!!! – It’s Jon Lajoie’s rap song Everyday Normal Guy

WTF!

And the Lyrics courtesy of his own site

I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
Nothing special about me Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
And my sexual performances is average

I work at customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that’s all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don’t go out too much I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
I don’t mind I read ‘til I reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money I save this shit is off the hook

And i am not very good with the women
I’m a pretty shy person and I’m average looking
last time I had sex was in 2003
and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn’t free

I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
and I get scared when I go see the dentist

I’m the “Pauly Shore” of everyday life
easily forgettable and I am not very liked
I have an “According to Jim” personality
I’m as entertaining as a fucking STD

if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
I’ll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don’t have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would but he doesn’t look very tough

If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you’re not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
and if you got a bad back put your hands up

I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I like the show “Greys Anatomy” Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
and I am pretty good at making paper planes

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So I keep looking into more of Jon Lajoei’s videos – and now I am absolutely FLOORED….

This video Show me Your Genitals has had * OVER 30 MILLION VIEWS* – WHAAAT???? Unreal…

And the Lyrics to Show Me Your Genitals by Jon Lajoie

Women are stupid, and I don’t respect them,
That’s right, I just have sex with them,

Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)

You’re talking to me about stuff, why?
I’d rather see your titties,
Now you’re talking to me about other stuff, why?
I’d much rather see your titties,

I can’t have sex with your personality,
And I can’t put my penis in your college degree,
And I can’t shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
So why’re you sharing all this information with me?

It’s not sexist ‘cause I’m saying it in a song,
That’s right bitch, now take off your thong, and…

Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)

Knock knock, who’s there?
It’s me, wondering why you’re not naked,
Knock knock, who’s there?
Me again, still wondering why you’re not naked,

I wanna see your bum, I don’t care what you say,
No I don’t have feelings, ‘cause feelings are gay,
Something something in the month of May,
Bitches love my penis ‘cause it’s really big,

Girl’s brains are much stupider than men’s are,
So they should always listen to us, ‘cause we’re smart,
Women are only good for three things,
Cooking, cleaning, and vaginas,

Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)

I can give good sex to you,
‘Cause I’m really good at sex,
I can give good sex to you,
‘Cause I’m really good at sex,

Aww yeah, that’s right,
Shake your…bums,
I’m out of here,
I gotta…go have sex with a lot of girls.

There’s more… but I ‘m going to spare both you and myself for the rest of the day. Tomorrow. Tomorrow.

Enjoy the loves. Springleap style.