BAM! -Bringing the Springleap LOVE for the Lonely Island - here is another collaboration they did, not too long ago, with Rihanna

So without too much more fuss nor introduction, here is :

*Shy Ronnie featuring Rihanna and The Lonely Island”

... and of course, none of these posts are ever complete without… THE LYRICS! - especially for the fans! Thanks to Mp3lysrics.org

[Rihanna sings:]
“Eh, whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rihanna. Shy Ronnie.
We are like Fire and ice taking over the whole world.
From the mountain tops down to the boys and girls.
And the tree of knowledge it grows because we plant the seeds.
We the teachers of this and we got just what you need. Shy Ronnie…”

[Shy Ronnie mumbles]

[Rihanna:]
“Speak up. Shy Ronnie, speak up.”

[Shy Ronnie still mumbles]

[Rihanna:]
[ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/9Blz ]
“OK, I’ll take it from here.
OK, we are like Fire and ice taking over the whole world.
From the mountain tops down to the boys and girls.
Hit ‘em Shy Ronnie!”

[Shy Ronnie still mumbles, makes a mic feedback noise.]

[Rihanna:]
“No. Move the mic away from your face.
C’mon, this beat cost a lot of money.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
He pissed himself. He pissed himself.
Oh, boy. Should’ve just payed Kanye.
Bye Shy Ronnie. Bye Bye.”

[She leaves and then Shy Ronnie sings out.]

[Rihanna:]
I’m back, forgot my purse. Bye, bye again.”
[Shy Ronnie mumbles again]
Lyrics: Lonely Island, Rihanna [end]

ENJOY - ‘cause there’s no point in not.

It’s Mother’s Day 2010 coming up and here’s something to remind you of yer loverly mum.

OK - So maybe this is THE BEST LONELY ISLAND Video yet : Mother Lover starring JT - yep… Justin Timberlake himself

hope you enjoy this one ;)

Mother Lover from karkobias on Vimeo.

And, of course - The lyrics - WOOP!

Andy Samberg: Oh dang..
Justin Timberlake:What is it, dawg?
AS: I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.
JT: Didn’t get a gift for her.
AS: Other plans got in the way.
She’ll be so disappointed.

JT: Damn I forgot it, too.
AS: This could have been avoided.

Both: What the hell are we gonna do?
JT: My mom’s been so alone
Ever since my daddy left.

AS: COLD
JT: No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test.
AS: I know just what you mean,
My mom’s been so sad and gray

JT: Word
AS: My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
Both: Hold up.
AS: You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
JT: I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too

Both: Slow up
AS: What time is it, dawg?
JT: It’s time for a switcharoo
Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break ‘em off
Show ‘em how much they really mean
‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover
You’re a Mother Lover
We should fuck each others mothers
JT:Fuck each others moms
I’m pushing that way where you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuck each others moms

Both:
‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

AS: I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom
Clutchin’ on this lube and roses
JT: I got my digital camera, Imma make your momma do a million poses
AS: They will be so surprised
JT: We are so cool and thoughtful
AS: Can’t wait to pork your mom
JT: Imma be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Both: Sho’ Nuff
JT: My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile
Both: Straight up
AS: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggy style, yeahh
Both: This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother’s Day
They’ll have to rename this one
All up under the covers day
‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover

You’re a Mother Lover
We should fuck each others mothers
JT: Fuck each others moms

I’m pushing that way
Where you came out as a baby
Ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy
Fucking each others moms

AS: Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father
AS: While you’re in my mother
Make me another brother
JT: Damn
And while I’m in your mother
I’ll never use a rubber
JT: OH

‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so Imma sex her right

This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover

Happy Mother’s Day!!!

But not to forget the cool videos - here is I Threw it on the Ground by the Lonely Island enjoy!

The video quality is about as good as it gets - there are a TON of fakes out there - SUX! - here’s the best I could find ;)

here are the lyrics ;)

I was walkin’ through the city streets
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
“Run faster, jump higher”
Man, I’m not gonna let you poison me

I threw it on the ground
You must think I’m a joke
I ain’t gonna be part of your system
Man! Pump that garbage in another man’s veins

I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude says, “You come here all the time! Here’s one for free.”
I said, “Man! What I look like? A charity case?”

I took it and threw it on the ground!
I don’t need your handouts!
I’m an adult!
Please!
You can’t buy me a hot dog, man!

At the farmer’s market with my so-called girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, says it’s my dad
Man, this ain’t my dad!
This is a cell phone!

I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I’m stupid?
I’m not a part of your system
My dad’s not a phone!
DUH!

Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?

Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!

So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I’m an ADULT!

Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
GROUND!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!

Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole

Fell to the ground
The phonies didn’t let up
Tasin’ on my butthole over and over

I was screamin’ and squirmin’
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is

You can’t trust the system

Man!

More lyrics

I found this pretty cool EXTENDED video of the interview with The Lonely Island crew that Springleap loves so much.

As promised : I will keep bringing the love the Springleap office has for The Lonely Island to the magic of our community and the Interweb in general.

Here is the latest one : BoomBox Featuring Julian Casablancas - the vocalist, and chief songwriter of the American rock band The Strokes who recently struck out on his own.

This is just too classic. With a bit of LOL and shaking of the head… I share this classic with you

Here are the lyrics : (thanks Sing365)

[The Lonely Island]
Imagine in your mind a posh country club
The stuffy old money where the poor get snubbed
The spread is bland sauerkraut and boiled goose
There’s no way these people will ever cut loose

But then I walk in the room, hold my boombox high
And what happened next, will blow your mind

[Julian Casablancas]
Everything got outta control
The music was so entrancing
Everyone got out on the floor
It was a bunch of old white people dancing

[The Lonely Island]
Now picture if you will a bunch of business men
Stuffed in the boardroom like pigs in a pen
The ties around the necks are like a hangman’s noose
In the middle of the table there’s a boiled goose

The old people smell makes you want to puke in the sink
These dudes will never dance yeah that’s what you think
I stride in the room all young and hip
Hold up my boombox and say listen to this

[Julian Casablancas]
Then everyone started to move
People rejoiced instead of financing
Your preconcieved notions were shattered
By the super old white people dancing

[The Lonely Island]
The big apple, where people never dance
Spirits go down while profits expand
The cops or the dealers, who’s got the juice
The street benders peddling their boiled goose

So many types of people will never get along
Till I bust out my boombox and play this song

[Julian Casablancas]
The music washed away all the hate
And society started advancing
Every demographic was represented
It was a rainbow coalition of dancing
Whoa!
Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves
Whoaaaaaoaaaaaoh!
I saw a Spanish guy doing the Bartman

[The Lonely Island]
Transport now to an old folks home
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones
The orderlies are stealing there’s no excuse
Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose

So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next was a total disgrace

[Julian Casablancas]
Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting to say the least
Oh!
A boombox can change the world
You gotta know your limits with a boombox
This was a cautionary tale
A boombox is not a toy

Here it is :

Lonely Island featuring Justin Timberlake : A Dick in a box

Geez the original has 20 000 000 views on YouTube – but it’s some real funny stuff :

here’s the taste (that you can’t wash out of your mouth, kinda taste) for Lonely Island and Justin Timberlake’s Dick in a Box – thanks “eLyrics”: CAUTION : Explicit LYRICS (so if 4 letters of the English alphabet rearranged in different ways does your head in – please don’t read on – Tx Rich Mulholland for the great quote!)

Hey girl I got somethin’ real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we’ve been together such a long long time
(such a long time)
And now I’m ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it’s Christmas and my heart is open
wide
Gonna give you something so you know what’s on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside — it’s my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don’t mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you’re my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin’ real
Wanna get you somethin’ from the heart
Somethin’ special girl
It’s my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It’s my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I’m wise enough to know when a gift needs givin’
(yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin’ to show ya that you
are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It’s easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that’s the way you do it
It’s my dick in a box… my dick in a box babe
It’s my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent’s house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA’s a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-
wow-wow-wow)
a dick in a box…

oooooh! Risque!

And now for AWESOMETOWN! Yes - the lads of Lonely Island were asked by the Fox Network to come up with a pilot for a potential series.

Co-Starts some awesome greats like Jack Black as George Washington doing the intro - YES!

It also has Just 2 Guys music video in it so it saves me adding it later :)

Cool Guys Don’t Look at Explosions

No Sir, it seems they don’t - here’s what they do actually :

Here are the lyrics thanks to Yahoo Answers

Intro (Samberg):
It seems like these days the whole world’s on fire.
Things keep blowin’ the hell up,...
And while all those rubberneckers and looky loos stand slackjawed starin,
The real men have the nuts to walk away.

Song:
Cool guys don’t look at explosions
They blow things up and then walk away
Who’s got time to watch an explosion?
Because cool guys have errands that they have to walk to..
Keep walkin’, keep shinin’
Don’t look back keep on walkin’
Keep struttin’ slow motion
The more you ignore it, the cooler you look

Samberg: Ladies & gentlemen, please join me in welcoming..
Mr. Neil Diamond!

Will Ferrell: ha ha ha….Where are we?!

Cool guys don’t look at explosions
They stride for it in their diamond covered boots
They wear jumpsuits with glitter and rhinestones
And walk away in slow motion..
Keep walkin, you’re cruisin..
Cherry Cherry…Sweet Caroline..
Denzel walks…
Will Smith walks…
Mark Wahlberg is wearin a hat!

Samberg: Going solo….JJ Abrams!

JJ Abrams solo
Yeah!
Okay.

Because,
Cool guys don’t look at explosions,
Walk fast from the roaring explosion,
And don’t think about the people you killed

2…3…4!
x2AAAHHHHHHHHHHH
JJ Abrams outro

For all you boss’s out there - here is a depiction of a common day at work - Like a Boss! Yeah. 29 MILLION Views! WOW!

Here’s the Music Video for Lonely Island’s : Like a Boss

Check out the lyrics - thanks to MetroLyrics

Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you’re in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I’m the boss
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is…

Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
S**t on Debra’s desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh f**k man I can’t f**king do it… shit!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra’s desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude’s d**k (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own d**k (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
F**k its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I’m dead (like a boss)

Uh huh. So that’s an average day for you then?
No doubt
You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own d**k
Nope!
Actually I’m pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain’t me
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
I’m the boss
Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
I’m the boss
Yeah yeah I got it!
I’m the boss
No I heard you, see ya later
LIKE A BOSS!

What do you think? Good Advice? Bad Advice? Tell us… LIKE A BOSS!

Here is the second video that I got hit with by the Lonely Island - this is there MySpace

A total classic.

Are you ready for : Jizz in my Pants?!!?? Ouch! Totally love the Eurovision-German Techno vibe here - it freaking killed me.

What blows me away the most is how they really nail the look and feel of a genre making them SUPER-believable. Check it out. 81,518,022 views on YouTube can’t be wrong. WOW!

It would be awesome to know who got the Football Pinball tee and wears it to a World Cup game :) Holler here!

so freaking cool!

LOL!!! I’d so wear this t-shirt!
Cool design. The idea and text is pretty good. Well Done.

i want this shirt now!!!!!!

ROFL dude I want this t-shirt so bad. WHile it may have rude implications the style and delivery of the design itself make up for it a thousand times over :)

HeHeHe!!

hahahaha i reckon this will get a lot of people talking!

too rude for a comp i reckon but your illustration is very kiff

love your style of illustration

hey great tshirt man